Thursday, August 18, 2011

Love don't cost a thing........with the exception of your pride, your personality, your self esteem, etc.

     Yeah you know what I'm talking about, in order to win the heart of someone, you have to bend and twist to their liking, lose every ounce of self respect you have, and compress your personality into nothing.  I say there is no, "out of your league" only, "out of your reach". 
     I want to say something corny like, "be yourself" or "who cares what others think of you".  But really, I can't; and the reason is simple.  Every single person cares what others think of them, and it makes it hard to be yourself.  But there is a simple solution, MEDICATION!  Haha just kidding, but seriously to get back to the original spiel.  The fact of the matter is guys, girls exclaim on facebook constantly, that boys are stupid, boys just want us for our bodies!(insert snobby girl impression here), boys are jerks, boys are r-....... Oh hey look a six pack!!!  Hey baby how you doin???!!  Yeah you boys know what I'm talking about, and here's the real secret.............GIRLS ARE DUMB.  I mean I'm not going on some sexist rant or anything but really, what have girls given to the world?  Hmmmmmm lets see......Electricity!  Oh wait that was a guy........Cars!!!!  Oh wait that was a guy too...........Anyone starting to see a pattern here?  Yeah girls were put here to taunt and mock all of us guys that don't play football, or basketball, or soccer, or something that could potentially some day bring in quite a hefty salary.  Ok before I make any real enemies, that girl thing was a joke, and that last thing ^ ^ ^ ^ applies to women as well.  So I'm guessing you people know what I'm trying to say.  Popularity and profiling are a thorn in the side of our lives.   
     So in conclusion I would like to say YES, be yourself.  And if you end up finding someone who sees through how weird, and dorky you are (yours truly).  Then they are probably just as weird and dorky as you, and you guys can spend the rest of your dorky yet happy lives together, living off of a normal salary, probably without washboard abs, with normal kids that probably won't get a scholarship to duke for basketball, or to florida for football, and you know what, that sounds just about perfect to me.  So what are you waiting for?  Good hunting friends, until next time.  - AUSTIN.



2 comments:

  1. All those men have mothers you dumb........so if we're getting technical, girls invented EVERYTHING.....put that in your back pocket and sit on it...:)

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  2. Love hurts.I broke my heart when i was 15,never thought id fuction again..but,yeah,Austins right,Lay your chill,nerdy,uptight ass on the line,cause u never know,youve gotta kiss ALOT of frogs to find the one.But it'll hurt,its totally worth it

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